Pupil prepared!! Today on netlog
First day of school in an American school, the teacher presents the class a new companion came to the United States a few days: Hiroshi Suzuki.
Start the lesson and the teacher makes the class:
- Now we take a knowledge test. Let's see if you're familiar American history. Who said "Give me liberty or give me death"?
The class is silent, but Suzuki raises his hand.
- really know it, Suzuki? Then you tell your friends!
- Patrick Henry was in 1775 in Philadelphia!
- Very good, bravo Suzuki!
And who said: "The government is the people, the people must not disappear into thin air"? Again
Suzuki standing
- Abraham Lincoln in 1863 in Washington!
The teacher then turns to the astonished class
- Children, Shame, Suzuki is Japanese, has just arrived in our country and know more about our history of you that you were born!
You hear a low whisper:
- Fuck 'sti Japanese bastards!
- Who did it?? - Asks the teacher.
Suzuki raises his hand and without waiting for answers:
- General Mac Arthur in 1942 at the Panama Canal and Lee Iacocca in 1982 at the meeting of the Board of Directors of General Motors in Detroit.
The class fell silent, but you hear a voice from the back say
- makes me puke!
- I want to know who was to say that! - Yells the teacher. Suzuki
answers on the fly:
- George Bush Senior speaking to Japanese Prime Minister Tanaka during the dinner in his honor at the Imperial residence in Tokyo in 1991.
One of the guys then gets up and says Scazzi:
- dick!
- Enough! Who was to say this? - cries irritated the teacher. Suzuki impeterrito
responds:
- Bill Clinton with Monica Lewinsky in 1997, in Washington, in the Oval Office of the White House.
Another guy gets up and yells
- Suzuki dick!
Suzuki answers:
- Valentino Rossi Ryo addressing the South African Grand Prix in February 2005.
The class bursts into screams of hysteria, the teacher passes out. It opens the door and enters the dean:
- Shit! I have never seen such a mess!
Suzuki
- Romano Prodi, in October 2006, at his villa in Bologna, after seeing the financial Padoa Schioppa!
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